why twighlight: breaking dawn must be made into a movie

[danwhite]

this is an amazing read.

http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html

[Zorie]

LOL What the fuck.... I'm almost tempted to read this now... ALMOST>

[ahdiosmio]

TLDR Version: Shapeshifter wolf (see: Shaman ghost wolf)falls in love with Infant in a matter of seconds and is an acceptable relationship. When this comes out the series will be shunned.

But in all honesty the movie will probably leave that entire thing out due to that fact. They aren't stupid and know their audience. There might even be spin offs. They will milk it!

[Escue]

i was more interested in the fucking her unconscious. i mean who hasn't accidently choked a bitch unconscious during, but to hit it so hard she passes out? brilliant

and giving her a C-section w/ his teeth? sighhhh

[Sealclubber]

Are you imagining Kristen Stewart wearing a fake pregnancy belly and pretending to have been suddenly crippled by her own fetus?

emergency C-section with his fucking teeth
Ya, this needs to be put on the big screen.

[Zorie]

http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kue6dmljG51qa7j3lo1_500.jpg

Yeah lol... C section with teeth is making me want this in theaters.